December 3rd, 2018

adamnash Some things hit a little too close to home… ??pic.twitter.com/oRYiU29IhsIhs

5:43 AM, Dec 2nd, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 7:12 AM, Dec 3rd, 2018 via Twitterrific for iOS)

brenankeller A QA engineer walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 99999999999 beers. Orders a lizard. Orders -1 beers. Orders a ueicbksjdhd.

First real customer walks in and asks where the bathroom is. The bar bursts into flames, killing everyone.

10:21 PM, Nov 30th, 2018 via Twitter for iPhone (retweeted on 12:42 AM, Dec 3rd, 2018 via Twitterrific for iOS)

jkup [me]

9am: Exhausted
Noon: Exhausted
5pm: Exhausted
1am: OMG I WONDER HOW BUNDLERS WORK

10:07 PM, Nov 30th, 2018 via Twitter Web Client (retweeted on 12:23 AM, Dec 3rd, 2018 via Twitterrific for iOS)